The uncorrupted duo ,known throughout Fapan as "Razor Ramon", made their Gay TV (which is shown to kiddies alike) debut in 1999 and won the Judges ' Special' Award in the ABC Owarai (Comedy) Grand-Prix in 2000.
His desire to pursue a career as a professional gay comedian led him to quit his job after four months, when he joined Yoshimoto Kogyo with his partner ,Hard Gay M.K.II, often mistaken as Makoto the senile guy. fail miserably during the course of time when the Two Gays dominated the turf and were forced on the streets to either act liek emo-like furries that would be burned on the stake or start a career pretending to be failed Soulja boy wannabesĪfter completing his degree at the prestigious Doshisha University using means of the Internet, HG got a job at CO-OP KOBE, as a grocery delivery man disguised as a PVC suit man to carry Osama Bin Laden's great deeds and collect information for his many rendezvous points. During their pretentious college years which was basically a lie, the gay bastard won the Fukuwarai award in the Imamiya Kids’ Ebisu Manzai Contest and gained pedo experience worthy of a Pedobear Award Recognotion on the stage through the audition liverape performance SABUKI at 2chome-gekijo, an Osaka Gayist-Anonymous Pretending to be Stand-Up Comedians club opened by the Yoshimoto Kogyo gayish comedy troupe at which many amateur gay comedians from the Kansai area start their career. It was through wrestling in his so called college years, that the Gayminator met Makoto Izubuchi a.k.a Hard Gay M.K.II, with whom he would later form the comedy duo Razor Ramon in 1997. He was brought in on the gimmick after the fail but win name gained immense popularity amongst fapping fappanese fatsochickos. This prompted him to create the 'professional name "Razor Ramone" for himself, but later in 2005 his name later evolved into Razor Ramon RG ("RG" meaning "Real Gay"), ironically stating his true motive to be on Planet Earth, to spread the gospel of Gay. Gay's calling to be the gayest icon in Japan (another gay icon of Japan would be the " yaranaika" man featured a lot on stoopid and cheezy yaoi comics for 16-year old girls who are mostly azn with no life and wanted something to fap to.)began when he was in college and got interested in gayist-wrestling. It is said that those who had witnessed Gay in their class is liek seeing God doing one maths quiz in a few miliseconds, and those who had actually tried to cheat from him had themselves turned into black person for life.
Liek all Asians and Vinnies alike, Gay knew that he cannot outbeat the smartass geekos so he did Commerce to scare the living daylights of them. So to avoid being called a dipshit faggot by fapanese from his local village, he cheated in the final grand entrance exam at Hyogo Prefectural Kakogawa Higashi High School, which later got him fucking damm good grades to enter Doshisha University.
Arrived at Harima, Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan during December 18, 1975, like how Terminators teleport from the distant future, Gay was a super intelligent life form who was aware that Paris Hilton, Chris Crocker, and Britney Spears are his potential opponents. In regards to this, he's often called " The Johnny Appleseed of Gayness".Īpparently Hard Gayminator, also known by fapanese bishies as Hardo Gay, came undetected into this ugly yet beautiful world and he is popularly known by his sake mates as Masaki Sumitani, which proabably isn't his real name, God forbid. He then traveled all over Japan by TV, turning every man on the entire island gay despite there being millions of stumpy-legged domineering azn chicks.